Dear Fair N Lovely,
We want to date a girl, Not a Light Emitting Diode.
Sincerely,
Sane Guys..:P

If you don t feel like having sex with your partner , don t say you re tired or have a headache ; just rip a big fart . PROBLEM SOLVED .

SELF CONTROL:
People SMOKE n DRINK for few days n get ADDICTED to it...!!
We are STUDYING since nursery, but still we r not addicted to STUDYING....!!
Thats called SELF CONTROL ".

Just smile and smell good.

Friday is my second favorite F word.

I am so cool, my selfie is called a kulfi!

You can t kill yourself by holding your breath.

It`s too late to apologize. The damage is done.

Please GOD if you can’t make me slim, make my friends fat.

Facebook is not all about likes and shares
Like and share if you agree

I accused my friend of being gay yesterday... He was so angry he hit me with his purse.

How do people write an auto biography? I can barley remember what I had for lunch yesterday :)

For all the girls that say ….. All guys are the same …… Who told you to try them ALL.

For you men who think a woman’s place is in the kitchen, remember thats where the knives are kept. :)

Dear Google, Please stop behaving like a GIRL. Will u please allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start guessing & suggesting.