Before he could say anything, "I told him; I have had my share of boys".He drew me closer and said "let me your man then".

We made this stupid rule and this stupid rule.Boys are not allowed to love each other.Then we painted a bison on the wall.

Defend myself? I cannot defend the verbal repressions of a boy. A curmudgeonly, cantankerous, ill-tempered, counterfeit boy.

Schoolboys are a merciless race, individually they are angels, but together, especially in schools, they are often merciless.

AHA!" interrupted Officer Shrift, making another note in his little book. "Just as I thought: boys are the cause of everything.

Boys are marvellous creatures. Perhaps they will sink below the brutes; perhaps they will attain to a woman’s tenderness.

Most people don't have real friends. You have people in your life waiting for opportunities to see what YOU can do for them.

He finds himself bored by the shenanigans of highly spirited young men. Their concerns reside somewhere between balder and dash.

If Levi were a dog, he'd be a golden retriever. If he were a game, he'd be a Ping-Pong, incessant and bouncing and light.

Boys are beyond the range of anybody's sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.

But, really, are there any guys out there who aren’t jerks? I don’t even know any grown-up men who aren’t jerks.

Thanks to Scoop, I've learned a lot about how the male mind works, and as a result I've been having nightmares for months.

Girls will get together just to get together. Guys need an activity as an excuse. Otherwise it’s too homo for them to handle.

Maybe before you start flirting with boys and kissing boys and trying to date boys, you should know who you are and where you stand.

Boys, at war, so far away, will naturally droop, both in body and mind, from lack of a particular girl’s snuggling and cuddling.