Better late than never, but never late is better. – Drake

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. – Jim Carrey

Here’s my most funniest joke, I’m broke. – Lil Wayne

A person will be just about as happy as they make up their minds to be.

I never think of the future. It comes soon enough. – Albert Einstein

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. – Mae West

Let it be, let it be. There will come an answer, let it be. – The Beatles

Every man must do two things alone; he must do his own believing and his own dying.

The best way to mend a broken heart is time and girlfriends. – Gwyneth Paltrow

We always ignore the ones who adore us, and adore the ones who ignore us. – Drake

California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange. – Fred Allen

Dream as if you’ll live forever. Live as if you’ll die tomorrow. – James Dean

I know they say that first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest. – Drake

For I don’t care too much for money. For money can’t buy me love. – The Beatles

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is ‘never try’. -Homer Simpson