Our culture of violence is an incubator, where our children are the crop of future techno-warrior killers.

Grown-up people do not know that a child can give exceedingly good advice even in the most difficult case.

I've found what makes children happy doesn't always prepare them to be courageous, engaged adults.

Do not make children cross-eyed, by having hair hang about their foreheads, where they see it continually.

One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun.

The only reason that they say, 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats.

Offspring were a joy or a shame, but still the crown of their elders, nature's unpredictable creatures.

I talked to a mother of nine last night, and I thought, “Nine is nine years too young to be a mother.

The only secrets that are good are the ones with an ending. Keep surprises instead of secrets in your home.

Here's a tip for new parents: Start lowering those expectations early, it's going to pay off later.

I mean, when the world comes for your children, with the knives out, it's your job to stand in the way.

Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.

Rebel children, I urge you, fight the turgid slick of conformity with which they seek to smother your glory.

Kids grow up connected to nothing these days, plugged in and living lives boosted to them from other people.

Fussing over children who cry only encourages them. That's positive reinforcement for negative behavior.