What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

“SANTA” rearranged is “SATAN”…I’m on to you fat man.

Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.

The best Christmas of all is the presence of a happy family all wrapped up with one another.

I know it’s only September but there are less than 100 shopping days left til Christmas..

To my friends and family, near and far, I love you all and hope you have a very Merry Christmas..

X means wrong… X means unknown… so why would you eX Christ out of His own birthday?

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.

A boy writes to Santa asking for a brother and receives a reply back from Santa send me your mothe

As Christmas began in the heart of God Let us complete that love by extending our hearts to others.

May this Christmas be so special that you never ever feel lonely again and be surrounded by loved ones!

Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.

Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won’t make it WHITE.

when it comes to Christmas, Cher Lloyd and me have a lot in common: we’re both bloody rubbish at wrapping.

May the New Year find your home filled with joy, your heart filled with love, and your life filled with laughter.