Christmas is a day of meaning and traditions, a special day spent in the warm circle of family and friends.

It was the greatest, most intricate, most ingenious and most costly rescue mission in all of human history.

Yule—Yul log for the Christmas-fire tale-spinner—of fairy tales that can come true: Yul Brynner.

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each othe

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it s compulsory like a thunderstorm and we all go through it togethe

You can either complain about how hard your life is, or you can realize that only you are responsible for it.

There’s no experience quite like cutting your own live Christmas tree out of your neighbor’s yard.

The door opens with a rusted jingle, and an animatronic Santa insults my moral virtue three times. Ho, ho, ho.

She gritted her teeth. The man dances like a clod. I’d rather dance with Mr Jenkins, who can barely move.

Real ballplayers pass the stuffing by rolling it up in a ball and batting it across the table with a turkey leg.

Christmas is not a date on a calendar. It’s more than a state of mind. It’s a condition of the heart.

Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall the genial flame of charity in the heart

Merry Christmas said Scrooge What right have you to be merry? What reason have you to be merry? You re poor enough

Why is a Christmas tree better than a man? Because it stays up, has cute balls, and looks good with the lights on!

It is now, at Advent, that I am given the chance to suspend all expectation...and instead to revel in the mystery.