Sometimes people try way so hard to sound clever on Facebook.

Can you stop being so attractive? I`m trying to move on here..

My heart is in the right place, I know, because I hid it there.

It’s funny how many lies can be packed in one LOVE LETTER.

My life is open book but i don’t allow everyone to read it.

If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one?

When your enemies are making mistakes, don’t interrupt them.

Never run after a bus or a girl. There will always be another one.

I stepped on a cornflake today! So I am a cereal killer now…

Sometimes even I’M afraid of the things my mind comes up with.

Hanry says my mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely..

I used to have an imaginary friend. Then he had an imaginary accident.

You don’t have to watch what you say if you watch what you think.

You know sweety, my lips won’t just kiss themselves. Please help.

If they can’t do their part, they don’t deserve your heart.