There's no retirement for an artist, it's your way of living so there's no end to it.

We made love in the restaurant booth. It was romantic until our waiter knocked on our windshield.

In my dreams, my spare penis was decomposing in my closet, and to me it was a symbol of our love.

I once tried to shave my mustache off with a toothbrush. Just one example of my skills as a lover.

Mandy would much rather have imaginary friends who were real than real friends who were imaginary.

When you're bold, some people will think you're crazy but it's more insane to be timid

I sing like a flower, and I dance like a tree. Let us make love like an overflowing cup of coffee.

I drink coffee like other men paint pictures of naked women. I do it because I love the full body.

The remote isn’t broke—it just needs batteries. Well, it’s the same with my love.

Before innovation - or practical creativity - there is insight. You must see the world differently.

When love knocked at my door, I prayed to God and thanked Him for letting me live in a Porta-potty.

I took some of the price off, and she took some of her clothes off. She made love and I made money.

Creativity is as important now in education as literacy and we should treat it with the same status.

Take each day in your open palms and close your fists around it. This life is not done with you yet.

We made love like steam meets mist. My memory is foggy, but I know I inhaled her essence like smoke.