Don't hold it, shouldn't stop it. Let it come, let it flow. Let it reach the positivity, bring the happiness

The scope of my problem will easily fit in the scope of my rifle. Too bad true love has to come with a mother-in-law.

Love is a four-letter word. So is glue, only it isn’t as sticky. And I must admit, I still eat it all the time.

If man is to be liberated to enjoy more leisure, he must also be prepared to enjoy this leisure fully and creatively.

Personal value is the kind of value we receive from being active instead of passive, creative instead of consumptive.

I often confuse fog and mist. But one is not the other any more than either are either. Let this be a lesson in love.

There’s lots of love in Ocala. Must be something in the water. That’s probably why I have to pee so much.

I eat toast and ice—because bread and water just aren’t enough for me. I’m also an insatiable lover.

I make love like Brett Favre threw his first pass as a Green Bay Packer—to himself. Obviously, himself is myself.

You can't force creatives into a box. If you try, they'll no longer be creative. And no one will want your box.

I didn’t have time to grow out a beard, so I glued a wig on instead. I make love like a hare in a tortoise shell.

If you make a nickel a second, you can’t afford to pick up a penny off the ground. It’s the same with love.

I invented a Love Machine. You should buy two, one as a backup—or to run both simultaneously while you masturbate.

Since art is considered a noble field, art should be used to promote all that is good and noble, and in a noble fashion.

There is a point in the imagination of a creative man when the wrong thing is correct almost simply because it is wrong.