My cats inspire me daily. They inspire me to get a dog!

The approval of a cat cannot but flatter the recipient.

You know how cats do. They hide to die. Dogs come home.

Cats randomly refuse to follow orders to prove they can.

A dog is a dog, a bird is a bird, and a cat is a person.

The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself.

Loyalty is proved by what we do, not where we come from!

I’m a cat. We aren’t required to make sense.

I've got a Siamese cat. It has 2 heads and 18 lives.

Love knows all paths, where even gods and cats are blind.

I am the perfect snuggling companion. Ask any cat.


I have lived with several Zen masters -- all of them cats.

Cats gravitate to kitchens like rocks gravitate to gravity.

He's better now, Loo. He's taking care of the cats.

Loud ringing noises, I've discovered, upset Mr.Peepers.