Cheats prosper until there are enough who bear grudges against them to make sure they do not prosper.

Thank God (my wife) and I were both born poorso the concept of fidelity was allowed to take root in us.

A woman who would steal your love when your love was really all you had to give was not much of a woman.

It had all seemed as inevitable as sunset. Instead it was the beauty of the sun glinting upon the scythe.

I make you believe that I am racist ... so you wouldn't suspect that I had sex with your best friend.

God is great and God is good," Lisa says. "But where are the Apache attack helicopters when you need them?

I was very happy in both my marriages. I was unfaithful and so were they, just like any other normal couple.

I met my girlfriend at a bar. But I broke up with her because she was already there, hitting on another guy.

You didn't just cheat on me; you cheated on us. You didn't just break my heart; you broke our future.

Never love someone beneath your level of evolution. If you want a monkey, you can visit one at your local zoo.

I review what I know once again, confronting the monolith now alien and almost unconnected to me: my marriage.

It’s easier to hide your smoking habit on a foggy day. Let that be a lesson for you and your secret lover.

It's not a game if you don't cheat, it's just two sods making a mess with fifty-two pieces of paper.

I want to own this transition, not to simply swallow the shame of it entire. I will push for every little irony.

Just because we want makes ourself happy, it doesn't meant we must cheating to others . remember, "Feeling" .