Going to church is a beautiful act of humility. You are saying to the world, "I need God and His family.

The real church is comprised of a long list of "formers" who collectively work together for world reform.

Everyone agrees the celibacy rule is just a Church law dating from the 11th century, not a divine command.

If God gave Dad Alzheimer’s, He’s got to understand when Dad forgets what church he belongs to.

Spiritual maturity is not defined by how well one applies Biblical principles to “suppress sin”.

The IMPOSSIBLE is ONLY relevant to those who NEVER attempt it…otherwise it is ABSTACT and MEANINGLESS

I don't like bullshit and pretense.I can't enjoy the joy at church...without some cash in my wallet.

What is to be gained if we are so intent in reaching out to the unchurched that we then unchurch the reached?

At church, during communion, they give out free wine. Whoa! Talk about a great place to drink and meet women.

If people think honoring pastors means doing everything they say, why don't they honor Jesus the same way?

Shall I ask you how the church is to be filled, if a man is neither to take orders with a living, nor without?

People who say we are just preaching "extreme grace" must not understand how extremely gracious our Father is.

It doesn't matter what Church you belong to. If you don't believe in yourself you're Already Damned

High heels are a short (theist) woman's (subconscious) way of telling God to go to hell … in public.

A worshipping Church or a prayer group is a magnet that draws the Lord and His people to connect with each other!