The only side God chooses is one of commonsense. If it doesn’t make sense; it is not God.

The devil doesn't make anyone do anything. People just do things and blame the devil after.

If you seek for supreme predator, go find God. He hunts the prime killer of mankind, the Satan.

Angels are good not simply because they see bad as bad, but also because they see bad as corny.

Who are you then?" "I am part of that power which eternally wills evil and eternally works good.

The realization that God could be female required the consideration that the Devil could be also.

I think the devil will not have me damned, lest the oil that's in me should set hell on fire.

Even if it’s a really funny joke, don’t laugh if the devil’s the one telling it!

My love, I’d volunteer to live a thousand lives if I got to spend any part of them with you.

Be careful of who you seek advice from, because devil will never show a person the path to Heaven.

I mean, what better way to lead people astray than to call the truth a lie? That's his tactic.

That there is a Devil, is a thing doubted by none but such as are under the influences of the Devil.

The Devil teaches women what they are – or they would teach it to the Devil if he did not know.

The devil has not vanished simply because people refuse to believe he exists, no more than God has...

Do not be dismayed to learn there is a bit of the devil in you. There is a bit of the devil in us all.