Careful now, don’t let your brains go to your head…

I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works..

If you’re going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.

If you liked my profile, Raise up ur hands. If not, raise your standard

If I want your opinion, I’ll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.

Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think that’s very typical of you.

90% of the time I say `BRB` it just means I don`t want to talk to you anymore..

Brains aren’t everything. In fact, in your case they’re nothing…

I don’t even like the people you’re trying to imitate, if you are at all.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I’ll get back to you.

Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.

I’m not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and Get Over it.

I’m not laughing at you, I’m laughing with you, you’re just not laughing.

Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.