Тhere isnʹt much I wouldnʹt do for you. Тhe stupider, the better.

Some things aren’t meant for sunlight. The only place for them is in the shadows.

It’s a vampire cabal and I’m feeling like the odd human out…or lunch.

You know better than that the only thing about you that scares me isyour absence, Alaric

Our very existence refuses your laws andyour science, your religions and yourphilosophies.

Being kidnapped and abused by the undead was worse than calculus, but not by a wide margin.

How disorienting and isolating immortality must be, and how strong he must be to weather it.

He'd saved her life and killed her trust. He'd thought it a fair trade, at the time.

I took a deep breath and sighed in awe. My proverbial penis had just gotten a serious chubby.

Very touching," said a voice from the stairway. "Do you want me to imitate a violin?" - Damon

Death doesn’t always want your eternal sleep. Sometimes Death just wants your eternity.

I'm your worst damn nightmare, Skeletor. I'm a vampire killer with fangs and a grudge.

There’s only so many times you can fight before the only person you fight for is yourself.

Thanks to a vampire and a boatload of freaks and an invading alien horde, I’m Human again.

I guess you could say I'm allergic to sunlight. If I'm exposed to it, it could kill me.