Vampires. Honestly, they're like children sometimes.

Maybe he thinks he can rescue me? No one is that stupid.

Sorry if I can't be the right monster for you Bella.

What would a Mohammedan vampire do if faced with a cross?

Handsome and brilliantly rich; their fatal flaw is murder.

Jewish vampires: Starve me to death? Seriously? Then what?

What we are about to have here is a holy water smack down!

If you knew what I was, Ash, you would not like me either.

Sorry, pigtails, but subtlety isn't an option anymore.

I stood up in a flash and flushed a light shade of furious.

The shirt says; 'I bite.' You prick, not 'I blo

Consider this a one-thousand horsepower divorce, sweetheart

Shadows of the world made shadows of the heart much deeper.

You are mine, you shall be mine, you and I are one for ever.

My mind told me he most have had a weapon; my eyes saw none.