Not all the monsters have fangs.

I've won Satan's lottery.

And this is how the ending starts.

I was born ready.' Zoe to Fee.

I don't need a man to be happy.

Because we don't really sparkle.

Vampires, bringing America together!

you were attacked by cement monkeys?

Don't run I never liked fast food

Rules and regulations are for humans.

Love and loyalty run deeper than blood

Vampirism is not a contagious disease.

It's a good day to do great things!

Welcome to the Family." - Mrs.Sterling

Look upon me, Mistress. Watch as I wither!