A skyscraper is to a brick as a pyramid is to____________A) a vagina, B) a particular vagina, or C) your mother’s vagina.


A brick could be used to help define your rigid beliefs. I put my beliefs to bed, along with the hooker I rented for the night.


A brick could be slid on a wood floor, like a rolling bowling ball, in an attempt to fill the seconds between swallows of beer.


A blanket could be used to lay down the law. Lay it down over there, on top of the bed, and I’ll come over and enforce it.


A brick could be licked, like a cat’s asshole. But obviously inversed, because your tongue is soft and the brick is rough.


A brick could be used as a marketing tool. I’ll help you grow your business, if you help me plant this brick in the ground.


Blankets could be used as billboards on buildings, especially hotels, if you write things like, “Free sex with room.”


A blanket could be used to barter with. I could trade my blanket for your sex, and everybody’s happy but the tax collector.


Bricks could be used to replace stop signs. Some people won’t stop at stop signs, but everybody will stop for a brick wall.


A brick could be used like Dracula uses binoculars. I swear that pervert peeps on me every night from the tree across the street.


A brick could be used as another brick, as they all look the same. So yes, I am for human cloning as a means to build the future.


A brick could be used to keep you warm at night, in the same way that a blanket could be used to smother a lover while they sleep.


A brick could be given as a graduation gift to a C student. It’s like here, welcome to a life in the construction industry. 


A brick could be used like the point where always meets never. I mean come on, who wouldn’t want to watch a brick levitate? 


A brick could be used as a Sexual Orientation Device. But I don’t need it, because I know my sexual orientation—north!