When coming to making kids: Size doesn’t count, it’s sperm count that counts.

The life of Shakespeare is a fine mystery and I tremble every day lest something turn up.

Isn't a kid alive who doesn't dream about rewarding her folks, or punishing them.

Train up a child in the way he should go; even when he is old he will not depart from it.

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million.

There are not seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million.

I'm Reginald Clark, I'm afraid of the darkSo please do not close this book on me.

Hey, ants!" she shouted. "Please help. Anteater is very hungry, but cannot find any food.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

What is so real as the cry of a child?A rabbit's cry may be wilderBut it has no soul.

The city gives even to children a sophisticated look that baffles the casual psychologist.

...children are at heart selfish, and reasonably so, for they are programmed for survival.

Children are God's way of saving us. They give us a second chance at getting it right.

If we are worried about the future, then we must look today at the upbringing of children.

In automobile terms, the child supplies the power but the parents have to do the steering.