Everything is getting more expensive. Except for people, they are getting cheaper.

What you see on the outside is usually the opposite of what’s on the inside.

There is something wrong with my phone. Any GIRL call it for me to see if it rings?

would like to remind you that amateurs built the ark professionals built the Titanic

When your ex says you’ll never find anyone like me reply that’s the point.

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what i am saying.

When you meet me, you think I am quiet. Then you get to know me and just wish I was quiet.

LIFE is a given. LIVING is optional. Don`t be a passenger when YOU are already the CAPTAIN.

If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.

We will flip a coin to determine our future. Head, we will be together. Tail, we will flip again.

I was blinded by your beauty so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

Wonders, do you do anything on your own or does everyone else think and make your decisions for you?

I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you!

I don’t like to think myself as ‘Special’ I like to think myself as limited edition.

Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.