Motivational Secret of the Week: Dare to dream of dreaming daringly.
Motivational Secret of the Week: Dare to dream of dreaming daringly.
He had learned Lesson One: Let French women tell you what they want.
Wanted: Steel toed Bible thumpers to reach a monster truck mad world.
We can’t all be comedians, some people have to do the laughing.
Just because your opinion counts doesn't mean it should multiply.
The Covert Comic: glans clitoridis of America's intelligence gap.
Was that tragedy? Or was that comedy? Was there really any difference?
Your boss loves your ideas ... it's you he doesn't care about.
Sooner or later, most of us die from complications of being ourselves.
I despise the ruling classes, but they’re required for my major.
I decide to release myself the only way I can imagine: I pee my pants.
There is remedy for all things except death - Don Quixote De La Mancha
Nobody ever goes to that store to shop because it’s too crowded.
How about a compromise: everybody leave the toilet seat at 45 degrees.
What was it with evildoers trying to hire my boyfriend as a mercenary?