I put a chameleon on a red dildo... He blushed

Be levelheaded, that your head be not leveled.

Leak not the secret, lest the secret leak you.

The unredacted text hides a black smudge mark.

Philadelphia is just the tip of the Pittsburgh.

Secret 2591. If you can't assure, obscure.

An assumption is the joke; truth the punchline.

Infiltration is the sincerest form of flattery.

If the shoe fits, buy another one just like it.

The Central Intelligence Agency is a CIA front.

Comedy is tragedy that happens to other people.

Comedy too can sometimes discern what is right.

The rain in Ukraine falls mainly on the insane.

Love is as we will it to be." ~ Amunhotep El Bey

I value comedy I value somebody who can be funny