Your leftover meatloaf makes me horny. Let us make love like the first squirt from a new bottle of ketchup.

I knew we were destined to be lovers from the moment she tied me up and stuffed me in the trunk of her car.

.. be more Creative, every Day, every Hours, every Minutes or every Seconds and if possible every MOMENT :)

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy What right have we then to depreciate imagination

Imagination is the creative force that through necessity yields solutions to resolve the issues that face us.

I drank my lava lamp to get the party started. Later on I made love like a volcano, while I watched TV alone.

I’d drink from a hose, but I wouldn’t drink from a horse. I have other ways of showing I love you.

In his creative work the artist is dependent on sources and resources deriving from the spiritual unconscious.

I wanted to tell her I loved her, but I chickened out, like a beef taco. The crunchy kind, not the soft shell.

Holding hands with your lover is special, especially when that hand is plastic, and that lover is a mannequin.

To a man, I love you means please keep feeding me. To a woman, it means she was talking to a new pair of shoes.

Doing better is creativity, doing faster is creativity, doing smarter is creativity, doing right is creativity.

Nature has created countless number of wonders, we got a long way to go as man have created only seven wonders.

The irony of sensory deprivation tanks is that in order to think outside the box, you must first go inside one.

The most mesmerizing of artists is always like one who was merely drawing in the sand and people came to watch.