When a cat flatters ... he is not insincere: you may safely take it for real kindness.

Here’s a random factoid: I like cats. And here’s another: I like red wine.

I am the alphabet soup of love. Eat me or read me, but don’t feed me to the cats.

The world would probably be better if people were put in carriers and cats roamed free.

What’s furry, has four legs, and meows? My dinner, before I killed and cooked it.

As a storyteller, I appreciate a great tale. As a cat lover, I appreciate a great tail.

While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.

Cap’n just jumped on the bed and says we should take a nap. And who am I to argue?

I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.

Love, you just know it when you feel it. I feel it now, and it’s furry and purring.

Four will Become Two, Lion and Tiger will Meet in Battle, and Blood will Rule the Forest.

Life is a cat asleep on the window sill suddenly waking as it falls from the third floor.

my cat is always looking at me like i am forgetting something crucial and he depends on it

I put the “cat” in category. And not only do I put it there, but I pet it too.

Tall, dark and handsome was hot. Tall, dark, and handsome with a nestled kitten? Atomic.