Most humans know better than to cross a wizard. A cat does not care.

In my head, the sky is blue, the grass is green and cats are orange.

Horses are calmer people. They also don't throw things at cats.

Entrails. No hissing. This is the closest we will ever come to love.

Sorry about thesquishy in your shoe. Must'vebeen something I ate.

One day I was counting the cats and I absent-mindedly counted myself.

The coldest depth of Hell is reserved for people who abandon kittens.

What do you mean "Ewww"?How is my tuna breath worsethan peanut butter?

If cats could write history, their history would be mostly about cats.

Cats are like walking brooms you can actually comfortably cuddle with.

Tonight I’m on Meow Patrol. Do you have a fur coat I can borrow?

She loves the smell of his fur, all warm and musky and cat-spit clean.

I need to take an exfoliating bath. Prepare the kittens’ tongues.

...staring into thin air at thosethings only cats can see (Doctro Sleep)

when I am feelinglowall i have to do iswatch my catsand mycouragereturns