No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for "Before Coffee.

You need some coffee, don't you?""Yes, I've only had a gallon.

He had an ugly mug. Yes, both his face and his coffee cup were hideous.

It's the fine balance of caffeine and alcohol that bookends my days

I never said I liked coffee better than sex. I said I'd had it more.

I drink sleep, but not like I drink coffee. I chug one and sip the other.

His smile was like a Dylan album and a cup of coffee on a sunny afternoon

This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.

My couch is coffee-colored. I can thank Starbucks and clumsiness for that.

I hereby arm myself for today with coffee and the willingness to be wrong.

Taking away coffee from Americans is like taking away oil from the motors.

The coffee will help with post-resurrection synapse realignment. Trust me.

I ordered a single espresso because I wanted a drink I could hook up with.

Coffee has a way of waking my soul, much like drinking liquid heaven would.

I drink coffee like I make love, only I’m more awake with the coffee.