Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs

I didn't know how you'd get us out of that last one. But you did. You were good.

Nothing inspires me greater than the silly behaviour and crazy ideas of my best friends...

I became a writer so that the voices inside my head would become an acceptable occurrence.

It's regrets that make painful memories. When I was crazy I did everything just right.

It is just as crazy not to be crazy about Christ as it is to be crazy about anything else.

The thoughts written on the walls of madhouses by their inmates might be worth publicizing.

People aren't crazy, they’re just reacting normally to an abnormally crazy world.

Sometimes you have to go a little crazy before you can find sanity. I think I'm close.

But I'm insane. You're crazy. Maybe that's why, We can just make crazy together.

I'm crazy, boy. I'm a madman. I could eat both of you for dinner and love every bite.

People are all crazy... but the craziest are the ones who never allow themselves to be crazy.

We all act crazy when we fall in love, stupid when we miss them, and insane when we lose them.

I’m going to Australia. But first I’ve got to put on my swimming suit and stretch.

Minds that have withered into psychosis are far more terrifying than any character of fiction.