Sensible people advise against drinking on an empty stomach, but to my mind it is the best sort of drinking.

Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.[misquote of a letter about wine, see quotes/831031]

I've never understood people who just go out for one drink. Once I have one drink, I want all the drinks.

At church, during communion, they give out free wine. Whoa! Talk about a great place to drink and meet women.

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.

When the silent flamingo dances pink with desire, I’ll be there, sipping on owl stares and kitten curls.

I have liquid lips, and my kisses are smooth as wine. Why pour you a glass when you can drink from the bottle?

Nel mio paese, la vodka non porta alcuna gioia. Porta abbruttimento, rimorso, depressione. Distrugge ogni cosa.

I think piracy is a bit like drinking. You want to stay out all night doing it, you pay the price the next day.

To a drinker the sensation is real and pure and akin to something spiritual: you seek; in the bottle, you find.

Drinking coffee is like drinking an inverse yawn. I prefer mine with two spoonfuls of “I’m listening.

Sweat, scalded meat, puke, blood, smoke and a dozen kinds of bad ale and wine: the bouquet of civilized nightlife

To every party, I bring my own booze. No need to help me carry it, as I walk in with it already in my bloodstream.

I asked for a small drink, but he didn’t ask me what cup size. What, will a small not fit in a large?