Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.

She likes her wine white, and that’s how I like my clam chowder. So chuggable!

I feel like today should be a perfect Meatball day... Let's just get wastey-pants!

99% of all problems can be solved by money -- and for the other 1% there's alcohol.

One sip of this will bathe the drooping spirits in delight, beyond the bliss of dreams.

I drink coffee like steam is the ghost of dead water. Ever tried inhaling the afterlife?

Always remember, that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

One reason why I don't drink is because I wish to know when I am having a good time.

I don't drink to make others look better, I just drink to make myself feel prettier.

There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren't as good as others.

Drinking Shirley Temple with my Mary Janes on, let's say that every possibility waits

I don’t drink water, because if water can erode rock, think what it can do to flesh.

Avoid using cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs as alternatives to being an interesting person.

I left Mermaid’s Bar and Grill about 2:00 am, and fishtailed out of the parking lot.

I went to the worst of bars hoping to get killed but all I could do was to get drunk again.