There’s something sexy about a naked woman gritting her teeth in pain, even when it shouldn’t be sexy.

You can't go around... licking things that come out of a water treatment plant. That's just... unsanitary.

He gave a nod. "My future lies in your hands." "Not your future, Gerard, but the path leading to it," she suggested

Every girl dreams of waking up one day, a princess. Until that day kicks you in the face, wearing steel toed boots.

That's very rude," Myrnin said. "I haven't brought my fangs our for some time. Not in mixed company, anyway.

They’re dogs. Never trust a man. Even when he’s dead. Especially when he’s dead. — Bats 2015

My problem wasn’t that he was a vamp, or that he was gay. I didn’t like him because he was a politician.

He gave a nod. "My future lies in your hands." "Not your future, Gerard, but the path leading to it," she suggested.

The boy continued with a desperate note. "You may have saved my life, but it is not my life any longer, it is yours.

I worry that when you start quoting Machiavelli to justify your actions, you have ceased to be one of the good guys.

You know," he said, "every time a vampire says he doesn't believe in lycanthropes, a werewolf bursts into flames.

Never give up, Never surrender!!!!!If you think you can't, then you must, if you must, then you can..Tony Robbins

Vampires, like virgins or priests, are things that women believe in. We must never fail to humor them in such matters.

Ophelia was beating some poor underling for not knowing her arse from the sparse collection of cells between her ears.

Finally, both of them fell asleep together with their limbs entwined in the eternal position of a lover's embrace.