If you want to be ‘TOGETHER’, you have ‘TO-GET-HER’.

If you’re going to give it up, at least make sure the guy is worth it.

Don’t even talk about originality, if you just follow the mainstreams.

Be what you are. This is the first step towards becoming better than you are.

Never do something permanently stupid just because you are temporarily upset.

Don’t fool a woman with a promise because she will fool you with a test.

The best way to get rid of a telemarketer is to ask them what they are wearing.

A person who is nice to you but is not nice to the waiter is not a nice person.

Love your enemies just in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards.

The assumptions you make about someone should never be based on what you heard.

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.

Your girl deserves compliments often, not just when you want something from her.

The worst thing you can do is let a woman realize that she can live without you.

Next time you think of beautiful things, don’t forget to count yourself in.

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it!