Pugs Not Drugs

Happiness is a warm puppy.

wup-wup-wup" - Pil and Popo

Man is the cruelest animal.

Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore.

Every dog must have his day.

A dog's spirit dies hard.

Four legs good, two legs bad.

Nature is cheaper than therapy.

Dogs never bite me. Just humans.

How much does an elephant weigh?

mmmmen stink! bossss stink! hungry

Don't judge a cat by its coat.

The only good cage is an empty cage.

People would rather believe than know.