Most creatures run when they sense danger. People grab a six-pack and a folding chair.

How can we expect wild animals to survive if we give them nowhere in the wild to live?

Our behavior is human with a sliver of animal, our souls animal with a sliver of human.

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

Animals are such agreeable friends―they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms.

animals never worry about Heaven or Hell. neither do I. maybe that's why we get along

Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus?

God gave man the authority to rule and protect all the animals in the aquatic ecosystems.

I have a responsibility as a human being to care for animals—including politicians.

They're animals, all right. But why are you so goddam sure that makes us human beings?

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.

Sometimes animals are more human than men and other times men are more animals than animals

Never break a promise to an animal. They're like babies—they won't understand.

Hope was an instinct only the reasoning human mind could kill. An animal never knew despair.

Everyone is taught that angels have wings - the lucky ones of us find that they have 4 paws.