Advice like snow the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon and the deeper it sinks into the mind

Word of advice - never ask a terrorist the question 'What would you do for a Klondike bar?'.

For the love of God, unless you’re prepping for Rigoletto at the Met, go easy on the eyeliner.

My advice for a person who's just fallen out of a skyscraper window is, Flap your arms...faster.

I cannot stress this enough: do not take powerful hallucinogens before going to a Holocaust memorial.

You will never find the perfect person but you might be lucky enough to find someone who wants to be.

Life is a river," a wise friend told me. "It's flowing. You're never at the same place twice.

I’m doing what I’ve always done. Learning from the mistakes of others who take my advice.

Common sense will nearly always stand you in better stead than a slavish adherence to the conventions.

The earth has lots of love to give, if you just know where to dig. My advice is start in the cemetery.

People will come and go as they are scheduled to. Let them. Holding on does not affect them, only you.

Sometimes you need a little crisis to get your adrenaline flowing and help you realize your potential.

The advice of their elders to young men is very apt to be as unreal as a list of the hundred best books

My rule of thumb for hitchhiking is: stick it up straight and proud and make if visible to all drivers.

Never argue with stupid people they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience