My heart is a thousand years old. I am not like other people.

As you get older, you don't get wiser. You get irritable.

Old age is not as honorable as death, but most people seek it.

Youth is the best time to be rich and the best time to be poo

The day you lose your sense of wonder is the day you grow old.

Young men think old men fools, old men know young men to be so.

114 isn't as old as it used to be they say its the new 104.

Hell, I don't want to grow old at all. I never want to die.

No one can avoid aging but aging productively is something else

I’m the same old guy I was when I was a young guy.


Older men declare war. But it is youth that must fight and die.

You get old and you realize there are no answers, just stories.

Some men like shiny new toys. Others like the priceless antique.

At twenty-four she imagined with dread that she was growing old.

About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.