I had sex with a statue a few months ago. The sex was so still that I’m still wearing the condom.

Sometimes I think my scars are beautiful, but then I remember not everyone shares the same love of art.

That's the beauty of art--we strive for perfection but never achieve it. The journey is everything.

Don't wanna ever take your shoes off in coconut land. Never know when you're gonna have to run.

In the history of art there are periods when bread seems so beautiful that it nearly gets into museums.

Cherish your own emotions and never under-value them. We are not here to do what has already been done.

There's a very fine line between being artistic and being a dickhead - it's like love and hate.

It's funny how the beauty of art has so much more to do with he frame than with the artwork itself.

A person who irritates you always is the one who loves you very much but fails to express it Tom Jerry

An artist that makes art merely to meet a demand is a slave to what his patrons wants to see, or, hear.

A great magician is not more magical than other magicians; he is just more magical in his presentation.

Poor presentation can make great art look terrible. Good presentation can make terrible art look great.

Art – the one achievement of man which has made the long trip up from all fours seem well advised

Innocence was gone from all our acts. Our habitual state of rebellion became a serious political crime.

To talk of a modern work of art enduring is sillier than talking of the eternal values of Standard Oil.