If I knew I was going to live so long, I'd have taken better care of myself.

..Thirty's the end of being young, forty is where you stop fooling yourself.

Women who love themselves are threatening; but men who love real women, more so.

I left my youth behind me. It peddled the bicycle while I rode on the handlebars.

Keeping up the appearance of having all your marbles is hard work, but important.

I am a fading phantasmagoria. Time has left me in partial glory."--Fidelis O Mkparu

Birthdays could be such a bummer when you were older than the country you lived in.

The more candles on my cake means I get a little more exercise in blowing them out.

I have to start loving what comes next and stop hating I won't be a part of it.

REFUSALWhen you refuseto tell your weightand age,people knowyou're fat and old.

You don't stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing.

The Victorian woman became her ovaries, as today's woman has become her "beauty.

At 11, I could say ‘I am sodium’ (Element 11), and now at 79, I am gold.

this one-way rocket to Death in Adulthood" "Normal Time" in New California Writing

I’m willing to die for the woman I love. I just want to take 75 years to do it.