Man: Are you armed?Silence: We have been here since the wheel and the fire, we have no need of weaponsMan: Yeah( Fires gun) Welcome to america.

A Spaniard and a Pole worked in the barbershop where we got our hair cut. An Italian shined our shoes. A Croat washed our car. This was America.

It’s like, how did Columbus discover America when the Indians were already here? What kind of shit is that, but white people’s shit?

America fears the unshaven legs, the unshaven men's cheeks, the aroma of perspiration, and the limp prick. Above all it fears the limp prick.

In the twentieth century, nowhere on Earth was sex so vigorously suppressed as in America---and nowhere else was there such a deep interest in it.

[If] a man doesn't have a job or an income, he has neither life nor liberty nor the possibility for the pursuit of happiness. He merely exists.

I've always looked at America like a foster mother doing it only for the check. At any minute, I just knew she'd be ready to give up on me.

America didn’t bypass or escape civilization. It did something far more profound, far cleverer: it simply changed what civilization could be.

America was, to them, the place that good people went to when they died. They were prepared to believe just about anything could happen in America.

America was not built on fear. America was built on courage, on imagination and an unbeatable determination to do the job at hand."-Harry S. Truman

In America, Fredericka, they don't really have trains for people. The trains here are used mainly to transport pigs, television sets, and fruit.

Prolific irony - For 8 years, the finger on the button that could end the world belonged to a president who couldn't pronounce the word "nuclear.

Cry if you must. Scream. Get it all out of your system, and then we'll have fun. It won't last forever, but it will keep you busy for tonight.

Nothing conceivable is so petty, so insipid, so crowded with paltry interests, in one word, so anti-poetic, as the life of a man in the United States.

I told her I hated normal people and the land of the fucking free and the home of the asshole brave, and I hated God and George and all and everything.