Always buy pornographic books in hardback because they're easier to hold with one hand.

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again there is no use in reading it at all

Books are a hard-bound drug with no danger of an overdose. I am the happy victim of books.

When you learn to read you will be born again...and you will never be quite so alone again.

I enjoy books as misers enjoy treasures, because I know I can enjoy them whenever I please.

I kiss her. I kiss her and kiss her. I try not to bite her lip. She tastes like vodkahoney.

A book is more than the sum of its materials. It is an artifact of the human mind and hand.

You read too much.” Daemon exhaled slowly. [...]"There’s no such thing as that.

Where should I go?" -Alice. "That depends on where you want to end up." - The Cheshire Cat.

I should rather have you than a heap of gold, even if it were very comfortable to sleep on.

And what would they be scared of? There's nothing to fear in a perfect world, is there?

This book does not exist. And even if it did, it wouldn’t be worth buying or reading.

Nowadays, even The New York Times Book Review is afraid to say when a popular book is crap.

Every writer dreams about the day they can step into their fiction and wander its hallways.

Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren't very new after all.