Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?

I’ve got a pocket full of cash, and a condom full of erection.

A blanket could be used as one square on a giant checkerboard.


A blanket provides warmth. So does the joy a good joke brings.


A brick could be used to separate the Jorges from the hoorays.


A brick could be used to keep you three inches away from death.


You can build with brick, and you can also destroy with a brick.


A blanket could be used like a cat, if it were furry and purred.


A brick could be used to cool your drink, like a large ice cube.


A blanket could be used as a duvet, in the fight against elitism.


I’ve got you covered. Just don’t hog all the blanket.


A blanket could be used as a parachute, for jumping out of dreams.


I don’t need a blanket. I need your naked body on top of me.


A blanket could be used to stop gun violence. Make sleep, not war.


A brick could be used as a pettable non-furry and non-meowing cat.