A brick could be used to save humanity from mortality. Or at least save us from mortar. 


A brick, in the hands of a Mason, could be used to cover up and hide a secret handshake.


A brick could be used like love. But not my love, because my love is more like a blanket.


A brick could be used for bric-a-brac. If you bring the brick, I’ll bring the brac.


A brick and a blanket represent two lovers who can never be together. I simply forbid it!


A brick could be used to build a future with me. Come, let’s start a life together.


A blanket could be used as a distraction. Wave it to the right, while you loot to the left.


Bricks could be used to fill my empty trophy cabinet. But first I’ve got to win them.


I was nervous. Like an ice cube, I just froze up. Then I melted in some strange guy’s drink.

A brick could be flipped over and turned endlessly. But it still won’t start your car.


Blankets could be used as tents. That would free up tents to be used as portable sex stalls.


My love for you would blot out the sun like a cloud made out of yogurt. I hope you brought a spoon.

A blanket could be used to make you laugh, and a joke could be used to keep you warm inside.


A brick could be used as a steak knife, and a fly swatter could be used as a meat tenderizer.


A brick could be used as a device to deliver bad news. Sometimes it's better to be blunt.