A brick could be placed on a conveyer belt. It will revolutionize the construction industry!


A blanket could be used to make you laugh, and a joke could be used to keep you warm inside.


A brick could be used as a device to deliver bad news. Sometimes it's better to be blunt.


A brick could be used to measure the speed of gravity, but an apple offers a tastier option. 


A blanket could be made of tuna fish skin, which would go well with my cottage cheese thighs.


A brick could be used to dispel the very same lies that a blanket could be used to cover up. 


A brick could be used as a steak knife, and a fly swatter could be used as a meat tenderizer.


A brick could be used to keep your sandwich pressed down, so your meat doesn't spill out.


A brick could be used to make music. But why not use something more humane, like your armpit.


A blanket could be used to travel to exotic places. Just close your eyes and see for yourself.


A blanket could be used as a tablecloth, to cover up illicit brick deals done under the table.


A brick can be used as a nickname for people who are slow, both physically and intellectually.


A brick could be used for a calf muscle implant for a bodybuilder who wants a competitive edge.


A blanket could be used as a cat. Wait, I have that backwards. A cat could be used as a blanket.


A blanket can be rolled up, much like I roll up my emotions when I listen to political rhetoric.