A blanket could be used as wrapping paper, to give the gift of a cat.
A blanket could be used as wrapping paper, to give the gift of a cat.
A brick is a mode of transportation, for a bug going nowhere in life.
A brick could be placed down on the first step on the path to enlightenment.
A brick could be shoved in your buttocks. You know, for your enjoyment.
A brick and a blanket are the perfect symbols for the superhero Captain Dense.
A brick could be used as a comb, if you’re bald and have no hair.
A brick could be used to help you keep your job. Just hold it down, man.
A brick could be used as a deodorant deterrent. Just ask any stinky Congressman.
A brick could be used to divide two people, and then conquer both of them.
I took a nap and used a napkin as a blanket. Obviously it was a small nap.
A blanket could be used to fly interdimensionally. My penis is a wormhole.
A brick could be used to keep warm, and a blanket could be used to build a house.
A brick could be used as a laxative. You know, “Shit a brick.”
I built my marriage brick by brick. And I destroyed it blanket by blanket.
A brick can be used to represent the zero probability of this book being any good.