A blanket cold be used as truth. At least it’s so warm, it must be used that way.


A brick could be used to silence your critics. Well, unless all your critics are mutes.


A blanket is a shield, blocking out the breeze, and an insulator, keeping in body heat.


A blanket could be used as a stool softener. Or it could also be used to soften a chair.


A brick, in the hands of a Mason, could be used to cover up and hide a secret handshake.


A brick could be used to save humanity from mortality. Or at least save us from mortar. 


A brick could be broken—shattered—and then given as a gift, a jigsaw puzzle.


A brick could be used for bric-a-brac. If you bring the brick, I’ll bring the brac.


A brick and a blanket represent two lovers who can never be together. I simply forbid it!


A brick could be used to build a future with me. Come, let’s start a life together.


A brick could be used like love. But not my love, because my love is more like a blanket.


A brick is……… Well it’s a bloody brick what more do you want from me?

A brick could be used as Bigfoot. You know, as something the people can really believe in.


A blanket could be used as a distraction. Wave it to the right, while you loot to the left.


Bricks could be used to fill my empty trophy cabinet. But first I’ve got to win them.