SpookSpeak. Agent n. The average of a double agent and no agent at all.

If knowledge is but sorrow's spy, it proves a double agent by and by.

Anything worth doing is worth neither confirming nor denying having done.

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.

You little prick. It's a whelk...it's a...it's a...dead whelk!

I ordered a single espresso because I wanted a drink I could hook up with.

The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.

Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around inebriated.

I shall now express my utter disgust and anger with you through the piano.

Love is the canvas covering the furniture that you've become a part of

Executive Intelligence Summary: Machine out of order. New order, on order.

Am I the only person who thinks the theory of solipsism is totally stupid?

Secret 53910321. When pitching a potential recruit, throw low and inside.

What is she doing here? I wondered. Hasn't she had enough green-upping?

Angry poor people are 'enraged.' Angry rich people are 'livid.