Being stupid is its own reward.

OH MY GOD, The rain’s wet..

At least I can still smoke in my car.

Press “like” if you are crazy.

Aging is inevitable, Maturing is optional.

I’m not crazy, I’m just special.

My back is not a voicemail, say it to my face.

I say no to drugs, but they don’t listen.

I’ve been thinking. I know, it scares me too..

They don’t know that we know they know we know.

Accept the craziness. Life will be a bore without it.

I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later.

My head is telling my heart “I told you so!”.

If you were to die tomorrow would you be happy with today?

Some people should try thinking, it’s not illegal yet