People change, things change, time changes, priorities change, but expectations always remain the same..

Don’t think too much, you’ll create a problem that wasn’t even there in the first place.

Am i the only one who gets this random urge to help old ladies half way across the street and leave them there?

Money is made of paper, paper is made of wood, and wood is made from trees. Therefore, money does grow on trees.

Don’t you sometimes just wish something would happen? Good or Bad; just for the sake of something happening.

It doesn’t matter what people say about you. It matters what you’re going to do to them after they say it!

I know that you know that I know what you know and you know what they know so I know what you know they know, you know?

Being single doesn’t mean you don’t know anything about love, it just means you know enough to wait for it.

Do not keep all your work for tomorrow, always remember you can also do it the day after tomorrow.. Be lazy, Think crazy

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

When you see my head tilt to the side and I start to stare into space. I would run. The voices inside my head just gave me a brilliant idea. Be very afraid!

If a thoughtless thought is thought, would a thought thoughtlessly think of thoughtless thoughts whenever thinking thoughts are thoughtless? What a thought, eh?

I don’t talk to myself, i talk to the little voices in my head that tell me to do evil cruel things to people and that’s the reason why i smile all the time..