Don't care for her tongue, do you? How strange. I find it one of my favorite parts.Bones to Grego

There should always be one more cat than person, so everyone has one to pet, and I have two to myself.

My cat’s name is Mr. Dog, and My penis’ name is Mr. Beaver. Ah, but that’s life, no?

I am the All Three Cats of love, and if you had to choose, you’d be wise to pick the middle one.

You'll drain me dry, but not my neck, and you'll beg me to stop before I'm finished." -Bones

A being of light for a pet wouldn’t be furry, but it would keep you warm—and awake at night.

A cat's head rubbing your cheeks can give you a wonderful feeling, that of being loved and accepted.

My cat mocks me frequently. It's the universe's way of keeping me from getting too big of an ego.

Bones just stared. "You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

Calico KittyMy calico kittywas painted and primedshe could prowlthe night away ~without spending a dime...

So,” Wanda cried, “a woman in furs is nothing more than a large cat, a charged electric battery?

My cat is ignorant of the law. But then so am I. That means I am not his master, because we are both slaves.

Don't look like that, Draco, you look like you did right before you pounced on the cat when you were two.

You chose to come to Paris, of all places,” Mencheres replied.So what? Got something against the French?

We say cat tastes like chicken when, had we been weaned on kitten stew, we’d say chicken tastes like cat.