My ex girlfriend and I, we had chemistry together. And right after that, we had biology.

uh, yeah, I love...worms" Classic. Someone should record the gold that flows from my mouth.

Some people get an education without going to college. The rest get it after they get out.

Success comes with failure which leads to doubts but with determination we can still achieve.

I love you to insanity. I'm not even sure if it's a good thing.'' — Duke

The style of flirtation specific to classrooms was of service to the students all their lives.

Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you.

To be a writer you have to write -- and no academic degree is going to do the writing for you.

Relationships, the ones that last anyway, are really an extended game of Let's Make A Deal.

If there was ever a dress that can be an aphrodisiac the one Serena was wearing now had to be it

Quinton: I think if every person had a Nova Reed in this world, then life would be a little sunnier.

How could he encapsulate in a pithy admissions-interview line all of his unique ideas and interests?

At least, for once I was there for her. I didn’t fail her. She wasn’t alone. — Duke

College = A place where you spend a ton of money for a piece of paper that says you're qualified.

Don't ever let anyone tell you that college is for smart people. College eats smart people alive.