What a moron I was to think you were sweet and innocent, when it turns out you were actually college-educated the whole time!

College mostly makes people like bladders—just good for nothing but t’ hold the stuff as is poured into ‘em.

My father was a slave to capitalist ideology. He didn't know what he was doing.""You mean you went to an expensive school?

Maybe Duke was just the kind of person you don’t keep in your life, but the kind of person that changes your life forever.

It was a running joke; everyone was aware of how ridiculous the rumor mill was, and yet they all shamelessly participated in it.

I listen closely to her breathing getting slower, deeper until her hand settles over my heart, only beating for her. — Duke

But in college, we can wear our alcohol abuse as proudly as our university sweatshirts; the two concepts are virtually synonymous.

I played hard for four quarters, and I took home a dollar. And with college being about pay to play, I earned my spot on the bench.

Guerilla warfare? I was in way over my head. I told myself that I could do this. It was guerilla warfare every time I went to sleep.

When you're in college you haven't had that much life. Parents, school, assorted youth activities—that's about it.

Think I have made a terrible mistake going to college. Have decided to become a shepherd and spend my days tending to flocks of goats

There’s only so much a man can survive and as fucking weak as it sounds, I reached my limits when Skye disappeared. —Duke

I didn't want any degrees if all the ill-read literates and radio announcers and pedagogical dummies I knew had them by the peck.

That is the Proctor. He is our Cerberus; he has to keep all undergraduates in good order." "What a task! He ought to have three heads.

It only wakes up the burning desire I always feel whenever I'm close to this man and the shadows of my fears back away. — Skye